The
Red King

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Elves:

Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvelous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting.They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.

Lords and Ladies, Terry Pratchett